What would happen if the world's most beloved, yet deceased, authors were actually alive today?
They would get into Twitter wars with each other, OF COURSE!
From an E.E. Cummings vs. Virginia Woolf smackdown to Edgar Allan Poe and Charles Dickens's ongoing feud over a lost ferret, absurd rivalries abound amidst a plethora of satirized characters and misconstrued history.
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